The breakfast crowd made fried eggs,biscuits and sausage gravy and homemade applesauce. During breakfast the kitchen ceiling light flickered out and we learned how many social workers it takes to screw in a ceiling light. The puzzlement was getting the thing apart. Luckily I had florescent bulbs stockpiled so eventually there was light.

After everything was done we noticed a screw in the corner of the cover. Sue started giving detailed instructions for me to give Gary. "Stop right there!" I said. Gary would have immediately bought a top of the line fixture and had an electrician out to install it. The screw looks much like a dead bug. R.I.P.